Saturday, June 10, 2006

"I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale. Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine. I've had far better sex while in jail. I designed the Sears Tower. I make two grand an hour. I cook the world's best duck flambe. I'll take the pick of the litter and girls jockey for me. I don't need these lines to get laid. [So kiss me, I'm s%*^faced ...] I'm the man of the night, A real ladies delight. See, my figure was chisled from stone. One more for the gal then I'll escort her home, come last call, I'm never alone. I own a house on the hill with a red water bed. It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame. With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars I'm just here in this dump for the game." [The Dropkick Murphys]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good lyrics, although I prefer "Tessie" by the D. Murphys, given that their re-working of it propelled the Old Towne Team to sweet victory in 2004.